There is a Pigeon Stuck in the Chimney

That is not a euphemism.

Let's hope it stays at the top and doesn't work its way down to the ground floor. Again I say, "Nature, bah!"

UPDATE: the pigeon is still in the chimney, but I managed to get the flue closed so the pigeon will not end up in the house. I'm hoping it's not actually stuck in the chimney, but in a nest atop the chimney. Wishful thinking?