Monday, April 14, 2008

City of Big Cats

A cougar was found in the middle of Chicago. A real, live cougar. Police didn't know how to react, so they shot it. Clearly they've not read the literature on how to deal with cougars. A good tip: "keep children nearby, mountain lions seem to be drawn to children". Gee, wonder why that could be. Tiny, delicious targets.

Here I am worrying about mountain lions in Arizona, when one popped up about two miles from my old house. That's nuts.

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