- Missouri loves fireworks, Precious Moments, and Jesus
- Missouri hates abortions, and, oddly, apparently vasectomies. I saw no fewer than two dozen signs for vasectomy reversal procedures, with a money back guarantee (dial 1-713-reverse for more info). Seriously, what's up with that? Was there a vasectomy wave a few years ago the men of Missouri have come to regret?
Also, Missouri is cruel. I saw many signs for barbecue restaurants, rib shacks, and steak dinners on billboards that were in *cow pastures*. Why you gotta taunt the cows like that, Missouri? That's cold.
Bye, Missouri. Thanks for the cheap gas (jiust $2.97!).
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The man who makes those precious moments figurines came into the store I was managing before I went to work for Uncle Sam. If I remember correctly, his name is Sam Butcher. He was nice and gave me a free figurine and a brochure for the Precious Moments Chapel in Missouri.
It's been on my list of places to visit, right below the Liberace Museum in Vegas (which I have seen). Though the kitsch value of Precious Moments is not nearly as enjoyable as that of Liberace's mirror-covered car and inverted monkey fur suit!
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